sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

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askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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