booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

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fuck the shut up

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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I think every1 forgot my bday

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dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

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Happy bday to me

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

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